Sir Paul McCartney yesterday put on a
brave face after a terrible few months following the bitter divorce
battle with his evil, money grabbing wife Mucca Mills Mucca McCartney
when he attended the launch of his latest album 'Money for old rope', at
New York's famous HMV store.
Sir Paul heroically smiled and waved at the
hoards of screaming fans before speaking briefly through an intercom
system, thanking them all for coming and reminding them to buy the
album.
One besotted fan told us: "We've been here for
a good 4 hours in the pissing rain and all we get is a 10 second Tonnoy
announcement.We did kinda hope he'd maybe come out
just so that we could see him."
The album, which includes a few of his resent
hits like 'Tossing off another load of tuneless love songs', and 'All
you need is (are) royalties', has been hailed as a musical masterpiece.One music critic even went as far as to say: "Its like the way
the beetle used to be, had the beetle been a bit crap".
Other less well know and frankly pathetic
critics have suggested that it might not have the quality of previous
albums.These critics are, however, petty minded and
just stupid.
Evil Charlatan mucca. Just look
how evil she looks
Their views are certainly not shared by Jane
Asherton, who had travelled all the way from New Zealand to see her
idol.She was practically overcome with 'Maccamania'
when she told us: "Is that it?A fucking Tannoy
announcement?Fuck sake!"
A spokesman for Sir Paul later explained: "Sir
Paul had intended to come outside and shake a few hands.This however was not possible due to the fact that it was a bit
nippy out and it's always a right pain in the arse, what with some of
the idiots you get at these things".
The superstar did later greet a few lucky fans
who where fortunate enough to be able to afford the $5000 fee.
In related news...
Macca Mucca Mika Mecca Mocca moola
Singer Mika was told off
by waitress for putting his feet on the chair
In a freak set of circumstances, Sir Paul McCartney
and estranged wife Heather Mills met to discus the divorce settlement in
a Coffee shop in a Mecca bingo hall.They where
joined by close friend of Sir Paul, singer Mika, and it's believed that
the three of them attempted to thrash out a financial settlement.
